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Veg Wisdom

I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say because it's such a beautiful animal. There you go. I think my mother is attractive, but I have photographs of her. - Ellen DeGeneres

Veg Wisdom

He is a heavy eater of beef. Me thinks it doth harm to his wit. - Shakespeare, Twelfth Night

Veg Wisdom

You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say it's a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway. - Scott Adams, Dilbert cartoonist

Veg Wisdom

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.

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Veg Wisdom

All of the animals except man know that the principle business of life is to enjoy it. - Samuel Butler, poet (1612-1680)

Resources > Comic Relief

Really? Define weird.

"The standard diet of a meat-eater is blood, flesh, veins, muscles, tendons, cow secretions, hen periods and bee vomit. And once a year during a certain holiday in November, meat-eaters use the hollowed-out rectum of a dead bird as a pressure cooker for stuffing. And people think vegans are weird because we eat tofu?"

- Robert Cheeke, vegan bodybuilder

Insight!

Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;
Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

Cartoons

Reprinted with permission of Kings Features Syndication
For more info on soda, see our November 2005 newsletter (PDF).

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History of Medicine

I have an earache:

2000 B.C. -Here, eat this root.
1000 A.D. -That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.
1850 A.D. -That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.
1940 A.D. -That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.
1985 A.D. -That pill is ineffective. Here, take this antibiotic.
2000 A.D. -That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.

- Author Unknown

Jokes

How many factory farms does it take to screw in a light bulb? None -- because they want to keep us in the dark.

Bumper Sticker Slogans

• If it has a brain, it can feel pain.


• Every hamburger begins with a beating heart.


• Why eat meat, if plant cells have it all?


• Don't ask me why I'm vegan, ask yourself why you are not.


• How can you be pro-life if you eat dead animals?


• Billions of animals are abused and violently killed because you eat meat.


• So you wanna be green? Be vegan.


• Vegans do it with relish.


• Partake of the first supper---eat raw vegan---living foods for living bodies.


• Environmentalists do it for future generations.


• Why do we call some animals pets and other animals dinner?


• Peace begins in the kitchen. Go vegan!


• Ignorant people fund unnecessary violence.


• Lettuce dance to the beet of whirled peas.


• Veganism - the thinking person's choice.


• Animals are not edibles.


• Heart attacks: God's revenge for eating His animal friends.


• I think, therefore, I am vegan.


• Teach peace.


• Beef - it's what's rotting in your colon.


• I'm so vegan, I bleed tree sap.


• Biodiesel - my car is vegetarian, too!


• Life is better vegan.


• I'm vegan because I don't think it's ok to kill calves so I can drink their mama's milk.


• Nature is my religion.


• Vegan - let peace begin with me.

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